Saturday, 26 November 2011

Breaking News live from F3 Breweries

At this stage, the police have the area cordoned off, speculating that a murder-suicide pact was carried out. All but 3 remaining bottles are dead, with those 3 being in critical condition.

The scene is being described by a police spokesperson as "the worst thing I've seen since MC Hammer's parachute pants" and forensics are in now examining the scene.